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Odd Sites for 5/17

Saw Liza Minnelli on TV last night and it got me thinking about her mama and her great slide from greatness. This also brought to mind Joan Rivers. I predict that both Joan and Liza will go the way of Judy Garland either through drink, drugs or insanity. You can already hear the insanity in their voices. About a year ago I heard some of Joan River's radio show in NYC. It was a call-in show and she was trying to give out advice. It sounded like she had been hooked up to a box of wine all night. She sounded so much like Judy Garland during her downward spiral days, it was amazing. It was like watching a train wreck. The show was pretty bad but it was amazing how screwed-up she was. Here's a few sites dedicated to this trilogy of terror.

Liza on TV -- Watch your favorite Liza shows. I didn't know she was in "The Muppets Take Manhattan."

End of the Rainbow -- Numerous articles covering Judy Garland's accidental overdose from Barbituites.

Celebrities at their worst, Judy Garland Speaks! -- Boy does she every. This is classic. These are samples of the whole interview. But three minutes of old Judy is an earful. This is as good as those clips I've seen of her trying to sing in her later years.

Dee Dee Hanson does Joan Rivers -- Since Joan Rivers is such an upstanding citizen I can't find hardly any shit on her except this retarded site about her being a criminal because she made Janeane Garofalo cry--who cares.

posted by Robbie 5/16/2002 06:54:00 PM

Odd Sites for 5/16

Got this today in the old email bin. I haven't gotten a response back from them yet. I hope they hurry, I'm so excited, I can't wait to start my new career!

To: LAZY people - ONLY
Subject: Attention: Seeking 100 Lazy people mahhd


We are desperately looking for 100 lazy people
who wish to make lots of money without working.


We are not looking for people who are self-motivated.
We are not looking for people who join every 'get rich
quick' scheme offered on the internet.


We are not looking for class presidents, beautiful
people, career builders or even college graduates.
We don't even want union workers or trade school graduates.


We want the laziest people that exist - the men and
women who expect to make money without lifting a finger.


We want the people who stay in bed until noon.


We want those of you who think that getting out of bed to go
lay on the couch is an effort that is best not thought about.


If you meet this criteria, go to:


zsuccesswithouteffort@yahoo.com


and type in the Subject Line the following words:
"I do not want to work".


In fact, if you are so lazy that typing those words
in the Subject line is an effort, than don't bother.


Just click on the email and we'll know that you want
us to send you the domain name anyhow, because then
we will be absolutely certain that you are the
kind of person we want.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, we want
the kind of people who DO NOT take risks.
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If you are the kind of person who will consider doing
something that's NOT a 'sure thing', then do NOT respond.


This is too easy a way to make money
and there's no challenge in it.


If you can get to the website that we are going
to email you, you will be able to see the first
home business in history that requires no work. NONE.


By clicking on this email and then going to
this website, you will be telling us that you
want to make enough money that you can quit
your regular job and sleep all day.


We are not looking for a commitment from you
and we don't even want your money.


As a matter of fact, we don't even want you
to hear from us again if the idea of making lots
of money without working does not interest you.


So this is the first
and last email we will
ever send you.
That is a promise.


So if nothing else, remember this -
to make money without working for it just
send an email with the following words
in the subject line: "I do not want to work" to:


zsuccesswithouteffort@yahoo.com

and we will email you back with the
website that gives you information
on the best of both worlds -
a way to make money without having to work.


We look forward to hearing from you.



In all seriousness,


Low Pressure Associates

posted by Robbie 5/16/2002 06:46:00 PM

Lame Sites for 5/12

Marfa Lights Party Pooper! -- Oh man, this dude just totally bummed me out (almost as much as the Spurs did tonight!). He's totally squashed my hypothesis that the Marfa Lights in Marfa, Texas, are swamp gas! He says they're just headlights. And he has a link to a scientific study done with airplanes and GPS to back it up. What a bummer. I wanted to go the Marfa and see the lights and be mystified! Now I'm not going!! Hey by the way if you think this guy is full of crap, like I do, send him some hate email, I think he really appreciates it.

I Hate the Lakers.Com -- All I can say is the San Antonio Spurs should be a hockey team so they don't have to play that stupid fourth quarter. Even though the Spurs blow at the end of games, the Lakers still suck for beating them!!

The Lakers are Losers -- This guy is a damn genius. He just made my night and tomorrow too. This is some totally true stuff. Man I want to read his hate mail. He must get buckets of it. I love this guy!
posted by Robbie 5/12/2002 09:56:00 PM